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Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Hey Baby... What's Your Sign?

Scorpio: October 23 - November 21

So I'm a Scorpio in the zodiac (Dragon in the Chinese zodiac). Whenever someone would find out what sign I was, I would always get the "So THAT explains it" comments and looks. 'Til this day, I have no idea what that means.

So seeing as I don't know a whole lot about my sign, I just grabbed some things from the interwebs and decided to comment on those. Let's do this!

Scorpio Strength Keywords: Loyal, Passionate, Resourceful, Observant, Dynamic

I'm not sure about dynamic, but the other ones I would say I am.

Scorpio Weakness Keywords: Jealous, Obsessive, Suspicious, Manipulative, Unyielding

Manipulative? No. But I am jealous, but more so of the "How come she gets to go to Disneyland?" or whatever. Just jealous of what some people have or get. The unyielding I'll chalk up to stubborn (which I can be). The suspicious I'll say is my gut feeling about things which, in serious times, never steers me wrong.

Scorpio and Independence: Scorpios are fiercely independent. They are able to accomplish anything they put their mind to and they won't give up. They are perfectly suited to being on their own. They are not social butterflies like some other zodiac signs and some actually prefer to live on their own that way there is never any issue of who controls what at home, they like to be in control.

Independent? I try to be. My mom accuses me of being too independent... like being independent is a bad thing. The accomplishing part needs to be applied to my figure as well as my writing. But not a social butterfly? Apparently I'm the exception to the rule. And I don't like being in control, but I will be if I have to be. I'm more of a team player.

Scorpio and Friendship: Relationships with Scorpio are always complicated, just like the person, their relationships are a series of extremes, they can even be downright moody for no apparent reason. Scorpios are known for their possessiveness and jealousy but on the other hand, they are extremely loyal. Scorpios have an excellent memory and combined with an inability to let things go, they can hold a grudge against someone who did them harm forever, in fact a Scorpio rarely if never forgives and forgets. They will even go as far as get vengeance on the person. On the other hand, they will always remember a kind gesture forever and repay it. Any kind selfless gesture done to a Scorpio will gain trust and respect which is extremely important to them in any relationship, either romantic or not. The best advice is to be honest with a Scorpio friend and in return, you will gain an amazing friend you will never forget and who will be loyal to you and never make false promises. Their truthful and shocking sense of humor if different than that of any other zodiac sign and the Scorpio makes an amazing, powerful interesting friend that can be trusted.

Extreme? I consider myself to be pretty mellow. Sure my family knows how to push my buttons so I lose my cool with them, but I think I'm pretty chill. And I don't think being friends with is complicated at all. Pretty much what you see is what you get. The memory part is true, and I can let things go... just not the things that have caused serious harm to me or anyone I love/care about. And I only fantasize about vengeance (and write about it). I've never exacted any on anyone. The last few lines (in my opinion) are completely true of me.

Scorpio and Business: Scorpios make excellent doctors, surgeons, scientists and leaders, they are perfectly suited to any form of business that makes a difference in the world, greatly impacts people and society and a most importantly, Scorpio has to be in a power position, this is why these careers are suited to the Scorpio, they all demand one person in supreme control giving orders and leading a unit of people/practices. In business, Scorpios tend to easily gather wealth, they make very wise business decisions and they are very conservative about spending their money. Scorpios are known for making money and hiding it, they will not announce it due to to fear that others will take the same route and becoming a possible competitor, or worse try to use the Scorpio to their advantage to use them for their money.

Power position? Huh? I don't demand control. I just demand that things be handled with consistency and efficiency. I've worked at some places where that's all I wanted, but I had no pull to enforce anything. -- Hold up. Wealth? Really? What have I been doing wrong? Sheesh. And really the only competition you'll get out of me is from gaming.

Scorpio and Temperament: Scorpios are extremely ambitious, persistent and determined which is shown through a power hungry, controlling attitude. Not in a stubborn sense however, because a Scorpio will work for what they want and control will justified reasons. This is obvious to any onlooker. A Scorpio never gives up, they are so determined to reach their goal. The key to this success is their flexibility. They are able to re-survey a situation and take a different approach if necessary. This makes them very adaptable and versatile. Scorpios are fierce competitors, combined with their powers of observation and their excellent memory, they will recall facts and when necessary, bring them to the table at the time of need. They will win justly, with proper facts and arguments to support their thoughts and opinions. Scorpios are excellent at restoring order to a chaotic situation and they are just as capable of manipulating for their own greed and benefit. The un-evolved Scorpio is a very dangerous person because they use their powers to benefit only them and step on other people in order to satisfy their own greed.

This section started off true but no, I'm not power hungry. At this point, I'm more sanity and stability hungry. And what is up with this controlling bit? Sheesh. Yes, I'm flexible, adaptable and versatile. (Those are all nice works.) And except for the greed and manipulative part, the latter half of the section is pretty much me.

Scorpio Deep Inside: Scorpio is the most misunderstood of all astrology signs. They are all about intensity and contradictions. They like to be aware of a situation and always know what's going on, figuring this out with their probing mind, on the other hand, they are interested in the occult, the paranormal, conspiracy theories and other types of similar unknown mysteries. They are very capable of hiding their true feelings and motivations, they often have ulterior motives or a hidden agenda.

Misunderstood sounds like another way to say "Oh, so that explains it." LOL! (As for the rest, I plead the fifth!) Ha!

Scorpios are all about control, they need to be in control at all times. To be out of control is very threatening, even dangerous to the Scorpio's psyche, when they control, they feel safe.

I am not about control... although I want to scream "Gimme a beat!" and bust out with some Janet Jackson choreography. ("Got my own mind. I wanna make my own decisions... when it has to do with my life, my life. I wanna be the one in control.")

Scorpios are very emotional, their emotions are intensified, both good emotions and bad. Negative emotions of jealousy and resentment are hallmarks of this turbulent astrology sign. On the other side, Scorpios are well known for their forceful and powerful drive to succeed and their amazing dedication. Scorpios are constantly trying to understand their emotions through finding a deeper purpose in life. Scorpios are very intuitive, but not as in a psychic sense, more as intuitive into the human mind, they have a great understanding of the mystery and the power of the human mind.

Yes, yes, and I need to go to the gym and work on my writing.

Scorpios have a fear of failure which they keep hidden extremely well, should their confrontation not be successful, or their career fail, they will simply use their adaptive skill to quickly move and and leave the bad experience behind. Do not ever expect them to fess up or share their tale with anyone however because this shows signs of weakness and Scorpio always wins, they are always the self-proclaimed best! One of the reasons they seem like they always accomplish their goals is because they set tangible short-term goals that they know they can accomplish, they know what they are capable of and this is what they go for.

True. But wait, I share! I talk!... with the people I trust and love. And I joke that I'm the best, but I don't necessarily believe it.

Scorpios are very weary about trusting anyone, a person needs to gain their trust and this gets built up over time and once all the 'trust tests' have been passed, Scorpio loves deeply and intensely.

I'm only weary if I've been burned before. (Hello ex-fiance?) Everyone pretty much starts off with the benefit of the doubt with me, but if my gut tells me you're toxic to me, you probably are.

Underneath the cool exterior, energies and emotions are constantly flowing but the Scorpio deals with this be channeling this into useful activities, hobbies, relationships or a career. This is never apparent to the outside observer but knowing this fact explains why Scorpios are so passionate about whatever it is that they are undertaking. Scorpios have powerful instincts and they trust their own gut feeling which is another reason why a Scorpio seldom fails.

I try to channel in useful things... when I can. As for seldom fails? Yeah. Not gonna touch that one right now. NEXT!!!

The ongoing lesson in life for those born under the Scorpio zodiac signs, is to channel their powerful energy into positive goals and not succumbing to the darker forces in life such as manipulation and greed, they will then have great success in their life and have a clean, happy conscience and a circle of friends they can trust and hold dear to them.

True, but I think that's something we can all do regardless of zodiac stuff.

Scorpio in a Nutshell: Scorpio is the astrology sign of extremes and intensity. Scorpios are very deep, intense people, there is always more then meets the eye. They present a cool, detached and unemotional air to the world yet lying underneath is tremendous power, extreme strength, intense passion and a strong will and a persistent drive. Scorpios have a very penetrative mind, do not be surprised if they ask questions, they are trying to delve deeper and figure things out and survey the situation. They always want to know why, where and any other possible detail they can possibly know. Scorpio's are very weary of the games that other people try to play and they are very aware of it. Scorpios tend to dominate and control anyone that lets them, or anyone that they find weak. The person that a Scorpio respects and holds close to them is treated with amazing kindness, loyalty and generosity. On the outside, a Scorpio has great secretiveness and mystery. This magnetically draws people to them. They are known to be controlling and too ambitious but only because they need control for this makes them feel safe.

More than meets the eye? "Autobots! Roll out!" -- I would say this section is generally true... for the most part. Ohhh, I like the magnetically draws people to them thing. "Who has two thumbs and has a natural 20 in charisma??? This chic!!!"

What it's Like to Date a Scorpio Woman: Scorpio woman is very emotional, very demanding and very demonstrative. She is full of flair and intrigue, a fascinating woman that the strong A-type personality male will adore, for she presents the right amount of challenge with the right amount of rewards. The Scorpio woman is the ultimate seductive, flirtatious woman. She won't give a man her heart very easily because she is weary of trusting another person. The man will have to go through a series of 'mental testes' in order for the relationship to get solid and close. She may not show it, but she wants a close committed relationship. Ion order for this, the man has to be trusted, has to be affectionate and never try to control her. She is very possessive but the Scorpio woman is so full of mystery, sensuality and passion that most men do not mind being possessed by her.

Type A? I think I'm more of a mutant combo of Types B and C, personally, but the men adoring me bit sounds neat. -- Seductive and flirtatious? "How YOU doin'?" And for the record, I copied/pasted the text onto this blog post... so someone else wrote "mental testes" which really... I don't wanna think about (pardon the slight pun). -- I've been told I've been FULL of something... but mystery, sensuality and passion weren't it. Possessed by me? Damn. That's deep.

How to Attract Scorpio: Never be fake with a Scorpio, they can see it a mile away. Be genuine with your comments and listen to them attentively, (they always have something interesting to say so this is never a problem!) Do not try to hide things from them or tease them, they always have to know what is going on. Remember, they are the only ones that are allowed to tease and present the mystery and intrigue! They like frankness and honesty, speak your mind they will respect that. Scorpios are interested in almost all activities, so finding something to do should never be a problem. They are unpredictable and could change course of the date mid-way though so take these last minute changes with a smile and try something different. They like people who are not afraid to ditch a plan and try another. In conversation, do not tell them that their opinions are wrong or shoot them down, they are too proud for this and even if it is a joke, they might not take it with the humor that you meant. Never try to control them but do not be the damsel in distress either, they like strong, real people with driving ambitious personality like theirs.

Honest and genuine, people. And I do appreciate frankness, but don't be a douche with your words, okay? No need to be mean. There's a difference between mean and asshat.

Scorpio Erogenous Zone: The genitals are everybody's erogenous zone but since the Scorpio is the most sexually charged of all zodiac signs, the genitals are extremely sensitive and will ignite a passionate fire that cannot be extinguished. Stroke and caress these areas lightly. There is no wrong way to stimulate this area, but be gentle.

All I'm going to say about this section is yes... but I won't react to you if I don't feel that way about you. You dig? You picking up what I'm laying down? Comprende muchacho?

Sex With Scorpio: Sex with Scorpio is a total emotional and physical experience with passion and intensity. They have amazing stamina and can last all night long, round after round. Scorpio is the zodiac sign that is the most likely to act out a sexual fantasy. Most people will talk about it but the Scorpio will do it, they will fully throw themselves into the role. Do not suggest a fantasy to a Scorpio unless you plan to do it! Most Scorpios are direct and forceful and they seem to be an expert at what they do. They continue to seduce you even as the act continues. A thrilling experience not for the faint of heart!

BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!!!

And here I will add some really cool peeps that apparently are fellow Scorpios (and some of them are writers,too). *grin* October 24, 1644 - William Penn - Founder
"I wish... more than anything..."
October 24, 1947 - Kevin Kline - Actor
November 4, 1879 - Will Rogers - Entertainer
November 4, 1916 - Walter Cronkite - Newscaster
November 5, 1911 - Roy Rodgers - Singer
November 5, 1913 - Vivian Leigh - Actress
November 5, 1941 - Art Garfunkel - Singer
November 5, 1942 - Paul Simon - Singer
November 6, 1946 - Sally Field - Actress
November 7, 1867 - Marie Curie - Scientist
November 7, 1913 - Albert Camus - Writer
November 7, 1918 - Billy Graham - Religious Leader
November 7, 1943 - Joni Mitchell - Singer
November 8, 1907 - Katherine Hepburn - Actress
November 8, 1949 - Bonnie Raitt - Singer
November 9, 1952 - Lou Ferrigno - Celebrity
November 10, 1925 - Richard Burton - Actor
November 11, 1821 - F. Dostoevsky - Writer
November 11, 1918 - George Patton - Military
November 11, 1922 - Kurt Vonnegaut - Writer
November 11, 1925 - Jonathan Winters - Comedian
November 11, 1962 - Demi Moore - Actress
November 12, 1840 - Auguste Rodin - Sculpture
November 12, 1929 - Grace Kelly - Royalty
November 12, 1945 - Neil Young - Sing
November 13, 1949 - Whoppi Goldberg - Comedienne
November 13, 1850 - Robert L. Stevenson - Writer
November 14, 1948 - Prince Charles - Royalty
November 15, 1929 - Ed Asner - Actor
November 15, 1932 - Petula Clark - Actress
November 16, 1936 - Dick Cavett - TV Host
November 17, 1925 - Rock Hudson - Actor
November 17, 1942 - Martin Scorsese - Director
November 17, 1943 - Lauren Hutton - Actress
November 17, 1944 - Danny DeVito - Actor
November 19, 1483 - Martin Luther - Religious Leader
November 19, 1917 - Indira Gandhi - Political Leader
November 19, 1962 - Jody Foster - Actress
November 20, 1925 - Kay Ballard - Comedienne
November 20, 1939 - Dick Smothers - Comedian
November 20, 1956 - Bo Derek - Sex Symbol
November 21, 1694 - Votaire - Writer
November 21, 1946 - Goldie Hawn - Actress
November 21, 1938 - Marlow Thomas - Actress
November 22, 1819 - George Eliot - Writer
November 22, 1890 - Charles De Gaulle - Statesman
November 22, 1869 - Andre Gide - Writer
November 22, 1924 - Geraldyne Page - Actress
November 22, 1921 - Rodney Dangerfield - Comedian
November 22, 1943 - Billie Jean King - Tennis Star
November 22, 1958 - Jamie Lee Curtis - Actress

I guess that's it ladies and jellyspoons. Until tomorrow...

Later my lovelies.

Have Goodness!
Rae

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